I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
Omg I want to send this to all my professors
oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.
i am leopard.
For once, I really love the way my hair is cut. Sadly, I don’t like pictures or I’d be spamming poor tumblr with my terrible face. Tumblr might break if that happens.
Source: Jack and Elsa
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Please pray for the 227 people lost on the Malaysian airline and pray for their safe return home.
Malaysia Airlines loses contact with jet carrying 239 people
(CNN) — A passenger flight carrying 239 people from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing is missing and would likely have run out of fuel, Malaysia Airlines said Saturday.
"At the moment we have no idea where this aircraft is right now," Malaysia Airlines Vice President of Operations Control Fuad Sharuji said on CNN’s "AC360."
Subang Air Traffic Control lost contact with Flight MH370 at about 2:40 a.m. local time (1:40 p.m. ET Friday), Sharuji said.
Can everyone on my dash just take a moment to pray for the safety of the passengers on flight MH370 which went missing from Malaysia on the way to China.
I reblog this every time I see it, no question.